Have you got your kiff on yet? If not, it's time to get all kifflom-izated up in here. It's life-changing! Here's just a sample:
1. The world is 157 years old - FACT!
2. Dinosaurs are a lie that people believe because they are weak - FACT!
3. You are happy, you just don’t know it - FACT!
Deep, stuff, huh? Well, it changed my life. I know it can change yours.
Remember: The Epsilon Program does not exist in just one time or place.
Shoot the truck with a desert eagle! Fight Kiff!
ReplyDeletePlease clarify what are you sayin.
ReplyDeleteWhat truck?
The truck North of Verdant Meadows? Please give more hints R*
ReplyDeleteUm, I think he means the red truck with a dent on the right fender:
ReplyDelete"Travel through the dawn to the pass pictured in our brochures. Look for a red truck with a dent on the right fender. Raise your left hand and recite the words: "Take me to to my father-father, brother-uncle. Kifflom." We'll do the rest. Because we all know, there is Kifflom and there is Krant, and both be praised."
But, of course, we would never aim a desert eagle at the truck. That would incur the wrath of both Kifflom and Krant! (Both be praised!)
The Roswell crash was on the 4th of July 1947.
ReplyDeleteRoswell, much like the so-called "war on terror," was an elaborate hoax perpetrated by the American Government, New York City's Rockette dance troupe and the Canadian Mounties. However, this does not affect the Epsilon Program, as it does not exist in any one place or time. Therefore, Roswell is irrelevant.
ReplyDeleteO_o
ReplyDeleteheyheyhey
ReplyDeleteKifflom is a time when we all are together with each other. Brother's, let's come.
ReplyDelete^ WTF
ReplyDeleteYou must first enter into salvation, then all of the mysteries of the earth will be known unto you and you will finally be accepted into the kingdom of epsilon.
ReplyDeleteI want salvation,praise Kifflom and Krant,may i enter?
ReplyDeleteI havent eaten in days to "clean" myself.
ReplyDeleteIm wearing ONLY crosses as tatoo`s.
Many cash to spend i ave,so 10.000 wont be a problem.
Im wearing only holy symbols and clothes.
I lay with 9 new partner`s a week.
What more can i do? Mr.? Sir.? Holy one?
Please awnser our cry`s to salvation...
A ritch wanna-be follower,
kaduuk
(praise kifflom and krant)
And if you were to fire the cursed desert eagle at the red truck and the wrath should be unleashed, what should we expect?
ReplyDeleteFirst sorry for my bad english, but you can see kifflom (praise!) sends his light all over the world even to europe.
ReplyDeleteMy live chanced, cause trees are talkin to me. But they never talked seven times to me, only once.
Like I was a teenager in oct 1989 when I hitten by love and everything was shaking.
Thanks for listening to me, brother-brother
wtf means all this with San Andreas-Give a hint
ReplyDeleteFind Kifflom.
ReplyDeletewhere can i find him?
ReplyDeleteBrothers, cant you find me?, lemme help you out
ReplyDeleteHow much is your soul worth?
We’ve put a price on salvation and it’s a price worth paying. In fact, we’re running a special. While other major religions tithe 10%, we tithe 8.75%. But if you join Epsilon now, you’ll only be tithed 8.125%. The government takes 33% of your income and what do you get for it? If you answered nothing, you’re on the right track to making yourself a whole person and finally understanding how the universe works, and all that for this special, one time only, low price.
Finally a religion that is easy to understand. In this day and age, can you afford to spend weeks combing through cryptic text written thousands of years ago when people lived to the ripe age of 23 and were forced to slaughter goats? The Epsilon Tract is easy to understand – it’s still being written. And trust us, it will be in simple, easy to understand bullet points.
Salvation is here and you don’t need to be intelligent to understand very obvious point – saving souls is like saving money. So you should do it exactly the same way!
Kifflom! Brother-Uncle, Sister-Aunt!
KIFFLOM – HAPPINESS IS YOURS! KIFFLOM!
The future, as told by a descendant of Kraft, hasn’t happened yet, but it will, and will you be ready? Make your commitment now. What level of salvation are you ready for?
AZUR $10,000 For the person that wants to be saved, but not that much, let us suggest the AZUR pinnacle- Raise your left hand and recite the words: “Take me to my father-father, brother-uncle. Kifflom.” We’ll do the rest. Because we all know, there is Kifflom and there is Kraft, and both be praised. Then send $10,000.
TOPAZ $25,000 TOPAZ level salvation is for the person who wants a better life, wants a cleaner soul, and is prepared to shop around for a great deal. The TOPAZ level Epsilonist receives all of the benefits of AQUAMARINE level participation, minus some of the conjugal rights, especially on Thursdays.
AQUAMARINE $79,000 It’s a small price to pay for personal fulfillment. At the AQUAMARINE level, you gain all of the riches of your AZUR and TOPAZ brothers and sisters, however you will be given a special lapel pin and invited to more parties.
TURQUOISE $100,000 All the TURQUOISE level, complete enlightenment will occur. N It’s not new age! The music is terrible and makes people into suburbanite eunuchs! We’re looking for a new wage. For $100,000 all of the mysteries of the universe will be yours, including a PIN code to enter the Epsilon compound in the hills overlooking San Andreas. TURQUOISE members will take weekly meeting with the Honorable Cris Formage in a relaxed setting with everyone wearing only robes that are easily disrobed.
THE TWELVE TENETS OF EPSILONISM
1. The world is 157 years old – FACT!
2. Dinosaurs are a lie that people believe because they are weak –FACT!
3. You are happy, you just don’t know it – FACT!
4. We all come from the same tree – FACT!
5. Everyone is related to everyone else, except for people with red hair – FACT!
6. Sperm does not exist – It is a lie spread by biology teachers – along with everything else you have ever been told – FACT!
7. Men are supposed to lie with nine new partners a week. Women are supposed to lie with six, except in July, when they must lie with five men a day – FACT!
8. Aliens exist and are present on Earth. If you have a birth mark, you may be descended from Kraft, the famous emperor of the 4th Paradigm – FACT!
9. Trees talk, but only some people hear them – FACT!
10. People who believe in something live much longer than atheists, and they have eternal life thrown in for good measure – FACT!
11. f you believe this and turn your hands and wallet over to EPSILONISM,you’ll live a happy life. Otherwise you are doomed - FACT!
12. KIFFLOM – HAPPINESS IS YOURS! KIFFLOM!
If you didn’t know this, maybe you should read the Epsilom Tract.
Remember – The tract is still being written.
TESTIMONIALS
“The Epsilom Tract helped me give up smack” – Jezz Torrent
“Kifflom changed my life. I used to have a well paid job, a family and good prospects. Now, I’ve given that up to find real meaning in wearing light blue and proclaiming my real religion” – Jonas Ackerman, Blueberry, San Andreas
“Much better than Inversion Therapy. My mother sleeps much easier now that ‘I’ve joined the fellowship” Kifflom. Jeremy Smith, San Fierro.
“Religion never worked for me, until now!” Brain Van Ginsberg, Carcer City
“I was lost. Luckily, now I go to regular meetings of a cult group and give them lots of money, so everything is okay” Jane Pole, Ohio.
“At first, I was nervous about giving up my identity and sleeping with all of those men, but I really enjoy it now” Mary Fortune, Liberty City
“Chirs Formage is a genius. It’s a religion without homework!” Morgan August, Los Santos, San Andreas
“This religion changed the way I looked at everything, especially group sex!” James Waistcoat, Willowfield, San Andreas.
wow your good at making no sence
ReplyDeletectrl-c,ctrl-v known as copy & paste
we all have this info....we need NEW info
its funny u say its a religion easy to learn,and not need to scroll trough thousends pages of crypic texts
well,your right its not thousends pages long,but this is more cryptic than thousend pages put together
,so were is the easy part?
also why say wear robes,while no robes exicts,neither does the blindfold
The Epsilon Program does not exist in just one time or place.
i still not ave my kiff on yet,
if u want to ave more followers and money,plz be more clear,
"the south"sounds more apealing everyday,ppl will join them if u dont get more info on how to join
dont be so shy we all like you,but u need to apear,howelse can we worship you
im willing to spen 100.000 but i will spend it soon,to epsilon or the south....
for my life does not exist in just one time or place.
and will end someday
,kaduuk
son, you are the closest to my hdeout, come dont give up
ReplyDelete"On top of san andreas"
Kaduuk Welcome to kifflom, leave your fax # and receive your PIN code
KIFFLOM!
If you see the number one, then you're on your way. Only true believers of Kifflom (praise!!!) can enter the portals. So Keep listening to the trees and I am sure that you'll find your path.
ReplyDeleteIf you learn the true meaning of Kifflom (praise him!!!) then you can enter the golden portals of Puertas Amarillas Valley.
Epsilon program is only a urban legend-
ReplyDeleteNo it is not. The program and Kraff + Kifflom + 1 = Blue ::::)))) oh praise him.
ReplyDelete100k...top'o da hill.
This is getting rediculous we have all searched all over san andreas for epsilon head quarters. If you know something just say it if you dont then stop leading us on its just not funny anymore.
ReplyDeletego to brujas *************
ReplyDeleteit's no funny-anyone can wrote a SA location whit an anonymous post -
ReplyDeleteNow, I've given that up to find real meaning in wearing light blue and proclaiming my real religion. Kifflom!
ReplyDeletelas vegas,nevada 1947
ReplyDeletethe ANoDeROMighDA
crashed in AREA51
scientist found a body inside the object
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9812247946
brujas del amarillo
PRAISE KIFLOMM
R*,don't delude me......I speak for two scool.....we want the solution!(excuse me for my don't correct english because I'm an italian)
ReplyDeleteR* I speak for two school.........BUT IF YOU WANT....I DON'T SPEAK OF THI STORY AT ANYONE.......I WANT + INFORMATION IF YOU CAN'T SPEAK ME WITHOUT REBUS......
ReplyDeleteguy.....I find a mode to find kifflom!that isn't a joke!I'LL WRITE IT......
ReplyDeleteplease write the mode.....
ReplyDeleteyes.....but you must wait one week.........because I must know what i must do whit kifflom.....
ReplyDeleteare you sure that isn't a joke????
ReplyDeletewhat is the colour of the hair of CJ?????
red
ReplyDeleteand the colour of the clothes??
ReplyDeletei had found a "salvation" building somewhere in san andreas! but i don't remember where!
ReplyDeleteposted by marcorizzo(South Italy)
you can say what is kifflom? an alien? an human?
ReplyDeletei don't know the identity of kifflom...now i'm searching the "salvation" building somewhere in san andreas...
ReplyDeleteposted by marcorizzo
Rockstar..i have found the salvation building..now what i have to do?
ReplyDeletei want the salvation.. i prise kifflom
where is the "SALVATION" building????
ReplyDeleteTrees are irrilevant dude
ReplyDeleteAquamarine level is Salvation
and the tree with the number 1?????
ReplyDeleteand the tree with the number 1?????
ReplyDeletetrees are irrilevant to meet Kifflom
ReplyDeleteok
ReplyDeleteyou can write what I should do for meet kifflom????please
Join us in something special and become one of the children of Kraff.
ReplyDeleteTravel through the dawn to the pass pictured in our brochures. Look for a red truck with a dent on the right fender. Raise your left hand and recite the words: "Take me to to my father-father, brother-uncle. Kifflom." We'll do the rest. Because we all know, there is Kifflom and there is Krant, and both be praised.
Blindfold required.
yes but where is the "Salvation building"??????
ReplyDeletei've found the numeber "1"!!! that's it.... for sure!!! what am i supposed to do now?!
ReplyDeleteWell i found the number 1 and the red truck but i don't find the blindfold.Where is it?
ReplyDeleteYour questions are silly.you still haven't understand nothing about Kiff.
ReplyDeletepraise kifflom and krant
Right Jblend but you joined Epsilon!Give me some information!I really want to join Epsilon program!I went with the red truck to the north of San Andreas,then i didn't shoot it because i don't want to fight with Kifflom,now i've got the blindfold but how i must "use" it?Help this poor italian boy!Please!I praise kifflom and Krant!Posted by Yakka.
ReplyDeleteEhm no i went to the "top of san andreas".Excuse me...Posted by yakka
ReplyDeleteTruth said me:"23".23=2+3=5=fifth letter in greek alphabet=Epsilon
ReplyDelete23X3=69
Posted by ""
hey man?! what's wrong with you?!?i'm not jblend!! i'm italian too!... fool!!!
ReplyDeleteHmm..i'm italian too.But which red truck i must find to join epsilonism?There are too much trucks with a dent on the right fender around san andreas..and i can't find the pass picture in the depliants.give more hints!praise kifflom and krant
ReplyDeleteThe red truck at angel pine or in shady creeks...And,the number 1,check for a "mulino"...
ReplyDeleteYes,yes,you're not jblend but you're jbradley...
ReplyDeleteI didn't think you're italian because you live in America...sorry...
ReplyDeleteI saw the brochures,they're really interesting me but what is the right portal to pass trough the dawn?
ReplyDeleteDamn! I'm becoming crazy! I want the truth!
ReplyDeleteHow CJ can join in Epsilon?!?!!
I tried but i failed... ;_;
I went to Arco del Oeste and tomorrow i woke up at Los Santos
ReplyDeleteWhere can i join?
ReplyDeletePlease answer me and take me to my father-father brother-uncle!Praise Kifflom.
ReplyDeleteRight now im not joining this fucking colt, r* is pissing me off, i aint apart of this bullshit and i just want to no what the fuck r u doing making people trying to find an easter egg praise sum fake ass people just for a $50 game, this is retared, sik ass cunts
ReplyDeleteYa i said it, what the fuck r u gonna do? Ill shoot you with a Desert Eagle!
ReplyDeleteShut up,cHaoz,and praise Kifflom and Krant.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure i found the golden portal.What must i do now?Answer me!
ReplyDeleteI don't think you're going to get the info needed from jblend by grabbing him in a chokehold like Snake does. Keep it going. I hope someone some day will join the program. This site is what I wake up to these days. Daily news.
ReplyDelete08/03/05-Finally ive got the brochure.Now i can join in the Epsilon Program!
ReplyDeleteI've got the brochures too.I received it from Toreno and from the Lil Ale Inn.
ReplyDeleteGood 4!i've received ur mail message.Soon i will send you the lasts information about Kiff and a copy of the Epsilon tract,you only have to wait some day,until that day praise Kifflom and Krant-
ReplyDeleteNow you now what i mean
How did you got the blindfold ??
ReplyDeleteeh how did you get the BROCHURE?
ReplyDeleteoh, praise kiff and krant.
In Toreno's ranch.
ReplyDeleteDeeeee i'm the king of the world!I've beat the system deeeee!Fuck you Finardi & Carminati and fuck to Cris too!Deeeee I'll kill you!!!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd how ?
ReplyDeleteKiff will punish you...
ReplyDelete<_<...What a...
ReplyDeleteDeeeee i will punish Kiff i'm the king of the world deeeee!
ReplyDeleteP.S. Fuck Finardi,Carminati,Guidorossi!DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Kifflom! I dragged a woman with a sky-blue shirt and red hair out of a red intruder with a dent on it. It happened on the intersection right before you enter Red County. It had a dent on the right fender. Kifflom! Am I on the right path? Praise Kiff!
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ReplyDeleteyou should stop this dee
ReplyDeleteDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I'll never stop that!DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
ReplyDeleteDeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeCris Formage is a super-transexual omosexual deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee he fucked Kifflom!Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee I'm a blue and red man that live in Blueberry and you've got a fucking Intruder in your deep ass!Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
ReplyDeleteI'll never have kids. Ever.
ReplyDeleteJSomme
When will he stop?He's a real "DEEEminator".Well,go to mullholland intersection,wait and you''l find a red car with a dent.Take it and go to the highest hill at west.Now see what happen...
ReplyDeleteDo find that car you need to be all blue weared and have cross tatoos lie with some bitches every week and so on ?
ReplyDeleteThanks for all the info Yakka !!
No Pippo you can wear anything you want...But excuse me,its the montgomery intersection,not mulholland intersection.
ReplyDeleteEhm Pippo no you must wear the blue clothes of Didier Sachs,and a pair of Suburban's baseball shoes.And it is Mulholland Intersection.
ReplyDeleteFor gods sake judt tell everyone what they want to know!!!!
ReplyDeleteWhat?I'm italian,what does"sake"mean?
ReplyDeleteKIFFLOM - HAPPINESS IS YOURS! KIFFLOM!
ReplyDeleteThe future, as told to us by a descendant of Kraff, hasn't happened yet, but it will, and will you be ready?
Make your commitment now. What level of salvation are you ready for?
AZUR $10,000
For the person that wants to be saved, but not that much, let us suggest the AZUR pinnacle. Raise your left hand and recite the words: "Take me to my father-father, brother-uncle. Kifflom." We'll do the rest. Because we all know, there is Kifflom and there is Krant, and both be praised. Then send $10,000.
TOPAZ $25,000
Topaz level salvation is for the person who wants a better life, wants a cleaner soul, and is prepared to shop around for a great deal. The Topaz level Epsilonist recieves all of the benefits of Aquamarine level participation, minus some of the conjugal rights, especially on Thursdays.
AQUAMARINE $79,000
It's a small price to pay for personal fulfillment. At the Aquamarine level, you gain all of the riches of your AZUR and TOPAZ brothers and sisters, however you will be given a special lapel pin and invited to more parties.
TURQUOISE $100,000
At the tuquoise level, complete enlightenment will occur. It's not new age! That music is terrible and makes people into suburbanite eunuchs! We're looking for a new wage. For $100,000 all of the mysteries of the universe will be yours, including a PIN code to enter the Epsilon compound in the hills overlooking San Andreas. Turquoise members will take weekly meeting with The Honorable Cris Formage in a relaxed setting with everyone wearing only robes that are easily disrobed. Purity of the body and spirit must be proven weekly.
Well. I'm ready. It's soooo easy. It's SOOOO easy.
ReplyDeleteOr is it?
Kifflom!!
JSomme, Epsilonist.
You can all join me on undernet #epsilonprogram and be enlightened.
ReplyDeleteKifflom!
JSomme, Epsilonist.
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ReplyDeletePippo puoi parlarmi in italiano?Non ho capito nulla di questo undernet.Cmq io sono su www.forumfree.net/?c=38406 e su www.forumfree.net/?c=51846.
ReplyDeleteP.S. Excuse me for my italian speaking Chris Formage.
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ReplyDeleteWhy don't you shut up your ass,mr. Belleville?You're terribly boring us all.
ReplyDeleteSolo italiani qua ? eccheccazzo
ReplyDeleteOnly italians here ? whatdafuck
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ReplyDeletekifflom is a joke?
ReplyDeleteIs kifflom a joke?
ReplyDeleteThe map with 7 points may give you some help.
ReplyDeleteTsk tsk what a bad english!Yes,I'm italian.Some of the points on the map are very important to solve the mistery.
ReplyDeleteTsk tsk what a bad english!Yes,I'm italian.Some of the points on the map are very important to solve the mistery.
ReplyDeleteTsk tsk what a bad english!Yes,I'm italian.Some of the points on the map are very important to solve the mistery.
ReplyDeleteTsk tsk what a bad english!Yes,I'm italian.The points on the map are very important to solve the mistery(maybe Area 69 isn't).
ReplyDeleteEhm excuse but my computer had a problem so I sent three messages
ReplyDeleteDeeeee ti sta bene hai un computer preistorico deee!
ReplyDeleteI don't know the solution!But the map show some interesting points.Dress only blue clothes of didiersach,have red hair,dress white gymnastic shoes of suburban's,have a cross jewel of didiersach,have minimum fat and muscle stats,have all cross and rip tatoos(4 tatoo + 2 secret tatoos in the ghost world),dress a binco's blindfold on your left eye,don't have any clock,have only a desert eagle taken from the roulotte camp near area 69 as weapon,take a night visor from the south of san fierro,but don't take in your hand the derst eagle and the visor.Now go to mulholland intersection and find a red car with a dent drived from a person that dress blue clothes and has red hair.Some people on my forum had success in this.When you find the car go to the hill west from the mulholland intersection and search Truth,your hippy friend.I don't have the grave tatoo,so i didn't tried yet but i'll do this soon.
ReplyDeleteThanks a lot. I have all, but i haven't the secret tatoo of the ghost world. E' necessario averli?.
ReplyDeleteI must go and search Truth with car or walk? Thank, thanks.
i praise Kifflom.
Thanks, but I search Truth with the car or walk? Excuse me for English but I'm italian.
ReplyDeleteThanks a lot again!
I praise Kifflom.
we've been discussing the epsilonprogram for quite some time on irc, undernet #playstation
ReplyDeleteif you chat to Yode he knows quite a lot about the subject...see you there. KIFFLOM!!!
JSomme.
I must search Truth with the car or walk? And the brochures is "esssenziale" to meet the red car and to meet Kifflom?.
ReplyDeleteAh... to finish, Mullhoand or montgomery? Thanks for your answer.
Excuse me for english but i'm italian.
I praise Kifflom.
You must meet Truth with the red car...It's mulholland intersection.The map isn't essential,you may see it or not:it doesn't change.But i now don't find the red car...maybe did i made some error?Jsomme how can i join..."undernet"?I have a mail server pop3 i think...does it change something?Tell me how enter undernet.
ReplyDeleteP.S. Are you really an Epsilon member?
I was talking 'bout Jsomme...Jsomme,i don'y understand nothing of undernet,can you reveal us the solution in this blog?Please and praise.
ReplyDeleteThanks. But, the secret tatoo is essential to meet Kifflom?
ReplyDeleteYes it's essential.But you must have all tatoo,don't worry if they're on the same part of cj's body,they make a weird symbol(that you can't see).
ReplyDeleteJsomme answer me!You're my only hope!!
I know how to join undernet. download mIRC Yakka.
ReplyDeletePippo puoi mettermi l'URL completa del sito dove c'รจ la schermata scarica e connettiti o qualcosa del genere?io su undernet.org non capisco niente!
ReplyDeletehi there.... i've red all of this s*^t! do you really think that you can find the red-truck, or kifflom, or Truth in that silly way?! fools!!! your friend it's a liar!! tell him to show some photos of Truth... you'll see.... he's making joke of all of you!!! instead, if it's true, please link us the site where we can find photos of truth cause we are too doubtful! bye
ReplyDeleteFaith have you found the Epsilonism
ReplyDeleteI guess not -_-.For now try to find the car.
ReplyDeleteDon't worry,i'll ask him to do some photos soon ;) (if possible).Wait.
ReplyDeletethanx yakka... i'll wait for that! see ya!
ReplyDeleteMa Truth lo trovo sulla collina piรน alta di Los Santos? Piรน su c'รจ scritto [tradotto] andare piรน su. Inteso come Nord di SA o un monte o una collina? Se cosรฌ fosse allora perchรจ avete detto a Ovest...
ReplyDeletechiaritemi le idee
Praise Jehova. There is no other god than the one and only.The maker of this world,Jehova loves you,and he knows that all this werid Kifflom-crap is only there to make you all blind, and break god's rules. Scientology standing behind that Epsilonism. They are out for your money and nothing else. Who can be so dumm to believe the world is only 157 years old...? It must be very very dumm people who believe that, so the cultmembers average Iq must be less than 69 i guess.... thx. Follow Jehova! Find the only truth!Kifflom is pure lying.
ReplyDelete..This is useless!!!
ReplyDeleteEveryone is lost because of this sh*t...we need more clues to join Epsilon...
(sorry for my bad english..i'm fuck*** italian,too)
Yo anonymous...two posts up..yes you...you're happy, you just don't know it. KIFFLOM!! Happiness is yours! KIFFLOM!! Artists create wonderful things without appreciating what they're making. The Epsilon Program is an art. Timless. We celebrate it and sing and laugh and dance. KIFFLOM!!
ReplyDeleteJSomme, caneman.
LOL, non ho capito bene... troverรฒ solo Truth e non Kifflom?
ReplyDeleteLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Uffa io volevo trovare Kfflom,guidare dischi volanti...
mi spiagate?
ReplyDeletecan you explain,please?
perche' dici che e' una cazzata?hai fatto tutta la menata?°_°
ReplyDeletehow can you say that?are you an epsilonist!?°_°
kifflom!
ReplyDeleteits been a while ,
ive found many epsilon believers in san andreas,
i have even travled to carcer city,in a difrent life
and seen the favorite drink
ive found the chapel,were epsilon meet in las venturas
after reading into the history of epsilon in san andreas
some facts ave apeard...
1.sperm does exict and ive seen it
its in the woods south of back o`beyond-FACT!
2.the world is older than 157 years,count the year-rings on the tree`s-FACT!
3.criss formage is not human FACT!
4.religion is used to let ppl think only happy toughts-FACT!
5.a earthquake ave hitted san andreas-FACT!
6.barbers are followers of epsilon-FACT!
7.girlfrinds can be scared of epsilon-FACT!
8.The los aztecas varrios does not exist in just one time or place-FACT
9.some stars are not supose to be-FACT
10.cash is not the way-FACT!
criss isnt save anymore,the end is near.
when it arives criss cant help u.
put ur faith in:kifflom,krant but not in criss,
for his life has ended before it
was started,he is not in 1 time
-kaduuk-
Don't talk like a @#*&%$£ , just tell us the complete solution.We'll thanks you for centuries and centuries...
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ReplyDeletejust tell us the location of the blindfold that u have 2 where when near the red truck in san andreas please, we need more clues!! praise kifflom
ReplyDeletemaybe its the eyepatch from binco, or maybe you have to stand where the sun blinds you.
ReplyDeletemaybe its the eyepatch from binco, or maybe you must stand where the sun blinds you.
ReplyDeleteThe Day is come.
ReplyDeleteI'll take the Red Dented car.
Truth, wait for me.
I'll move to you.
i dont enjoy the people who are pretending to be jblend, you guys are not nice at all, jblend please come back!
ReplyDeletekifflom is near, red dented truck is over, truth was founded, black knight too. now i'm in puerta amarillas valley and i'll go through the sky door.
ReplyDeletekifflom is revealed to me!
You must leave your ps2 on for 3 days and 6 nights, save in your house and sit with the lights out!
ReplyDeletewhat do you mean? if cj doesn't eat, he will die!i think so, I havent eaten in days to "clean" myself, at the same time i layed with nine girls for keep cj alive. i have purificated myself.
ReplyDeletepurify yourself in the waters of lake minnetonka.
ReplyDeleteAnd just who is this rockstar i keep hearing so much about?
ReplyDeleteAnyone has really found the Epsilonist in San andreas? In Blueberry, in San fierro, in willowfield???
ReplyDeletethe epsilon backpacker has a "brown streak" in his hair, does that tell you anything?
ReplyDeletewhat ?
ReplyDeleteyes he tells me something like: kifflom.. are you interesting in religion.. epsilon.. ecc ecc.
ReplyDeletehe has told me this. then i follewed him a little but he punched a cop who killed him! nice! the other one started screaming and all the people do the same, runnign around!
Burton: Did you really have this happen to you? Or are you just fooling with our minds?!?
ReplyDeleteJeffrey, I am amazed that you were SO AHEAD of everyone else on this. How did you know? Are you working for the company?
ReplyDeleteDon't pretend to be Jblend! That's not fair to him and it's not fair to us. I want to hear what Jblend says about this.
ReplyDeletei'm totally true, the epsilon backpackers have done what i've said. all it's true. you can try to rum nearly him or running to him, like pushing and he will tell you the same! i'm serious!!!
ReplyDeleteBut im not jeffrey!
ReplyDeletewho are you anonymous?
ReplyDeleteyou have three posts each within a minute of themselves.
ReplyDeleteare you a robot?
9:24, what company?
Burton you are correct, and they also run away if a redhead tries to talk to them!!!
It is ...
ReplyDeleteno difficult
ReplyDeletebye
ReplyDeleteKalamari Katamari Kasanarai
Burton bertone sense make you no.
ReplyDeleteCalibrate my senses,at dawn i am blinded by sun, blue suit, red hair i look like a clown.
ReplyDeleteThe pass pictured in the brochure, im not sure, i havent seen that brochure.
Talking in riddles will get you nowhere, but it sure is fun.
You need to get out more, find some friends, have a party.
A pirate clown am I.
Violence is not the answer, when the sandstorm starts will you be prepared?
Take a picture to remember.
Live together in harmony, send your buddies on a scavenger hunt.
Are you tired yet?
My radio chooses its own station, it likes hard rock, while i am listening to the birds.
No matter what you say Frankie IS punk-rock.
I disappear when you view me from the side.
5:32 a.m., stalk me.
Where are you going?
Taku is your friend, dont leave him alone for so long or he might run away.
Eat candy, but not too much!!!
I do love you, its true.
You fiend!
ReplyDeleteDilapidated automobile...
Does the sun blind you at dawn?
ReplyDeleteis 6 o'clock the dawn?
Where is the pass?
Jblend, help us out here!
Thank you in advance, your friend Jason
Jblend,we are really tired.This is not a joke:we are TIRED.Please,please,please,tell us the solution to this videogame secret.This is not the real life,it's only a game,so tell us what and how we must do and we will thanks you and let you relax.Thanks everyway.
ReplyDeleteHas jblend even posted here in a while?
ReplyDeletedoes he even bother reading this?
if he did post, how would we know its him?
questions you must ask yourself.
Kifflom and Krant!
hmmm i think he read this blog no more...
ReplyDeleteI bet my ass he's reading it. I predict he doesn't care, but he's reading it.
ReplyDeleteRockstar will eventually reveal the truth.
Kifflom!
JSomme, county sheriff....assistant....inmate...
u suck cock kifflom
ReplyDeleteSomewhere in the district of columbia, jblend laughs.
ReplyDeleteHe knows we are all taking this too seriously.
boys i think 2 things:
ReplyDelete1) probabily there isn't an epsilon solution, rockstar put the input on the web as a marketing research to use this as an experiment to put it really in gta sa for PC
2) the epsilon program exists
I use big words and contradict myself.
ReplyDeletetommyv's a douche!
ReplyDeleteMaybe i will contact Four...the one who has the solution...Wait and praise.
ReplyDeleteFollow me: Toreno's map, unreal Tree, shoot..sparks. thermal goggles.. these are all clues. Think'bout, idiot.
ReplyDeleteWho are you?
ReplyDeletePraise Kifflom! I understand it! I will bring 100k to the top of SA. Also, I have found the compound. P.S. can you fax me the tract?
ReplyDeleteThe way is still dark for U, you still haven't understand nothing about Kiff. U are too much presoumptous. Kifflom lose patiente with u. his wrath relapse on u with raging disdain..
ReplyDeletepraise kifflom and krant
Who are you?Four,Kaduuk,or...?Please,don't start talking like Jblend.
ReplyDeleteFour's gone, nobody listen to him, but he reached the salvation. that's the way. kaduuk was lying..
ReplyDeletei'm not jblend but I wanna help you
Mmm i have four's mail but now he doesn't live in italy no more... :( please,if you have the solution,don't talk like the @#£$%&ing Jblend.
ReplyDelete..........
ReplyDeletei know the truth..
ReplyDeleteWhat the heck is that log thing behind the compound?
ReplyDeleteI dont understand it!
And if you know the truth anonymous, what is the truth, wait, why am i asking you, you probably dont even really know, and now youll say "i know and im not going to tell"......typical
i'm italian and i'm studing kifflom enigma, but i think we have to combine all the message and with the map we will try to find truth or kifflom.
ReplyDeletebut why R* doesen't give to us some help?
http://www.forumfree.net/?act=SF&s=005c568eb893073cc174978e7eb605b5%26c%3D51845&f=540411
ReplyDeletePippo, i wish i spoke the language so i could read it!
ReplyDeleteDarn!
The pass behind the graveyard?
ReplyDeleteLook into the sun over the desert at dawn?
If you look away will it be gone when you look back?
hi jblend i'm able to liten the trees (it was more easly than i expect :D) they told me to reach the mt chiliad when the sun and the moon are alligned to the passage... now i know that 10th june gta will be sell also for xbox and pc and yu and your company will sell more unit of software with this big treaure search but think to us that we spend 60 euro for the game 15 euro for the official guide hours and hours of intenet tell us if we are on the right way...
ReplyDelete"hi jblend i'm able to liten the trees (it was more easly than i expect :D)"
ReplyDeleteIt sounds like your making it up because you dont tell how.
We never know who to believe here.
Touch my cane.
I dont think jblend works for rockstar, maybe a FRIEND does?
ReplyDelete*Wink*
Good Joke gone awry!
ReplyDeleteJblend รจ una minkia e basta,per chiunque lavori(even FBI).
ReplyDeleteKraff Cheese and macaroni.
ReplyDeleteVerdant Bluffs Fraks me out.