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Sunday, October 10, 2004


Egads! My genetically engineered band of giant goranzees has been discovered!

This provides me with an opportunity that only cartoon villains get. Namely, the chance to shout, "And I would've gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you nosy kids!" Aaaaah. That felt good to get off my shoulders.

Yes, my genetically engineered band of super-gorilla/chimps (or goranzees, as I am want to call them) has been discovered by nosy british scientists. They found my secret breeding grounds in the democratic republic of the Congo.

I suppose I'll have to give up my part-time job as evil super-villain!


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