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Monday, February 07, 2005

burning room

When we got back to the office that Monday, everything was warm. My copper colored coffee mug, the water bottle, the 1930s era stapler… everything was warm to the touch. It was as if an architect and a chef had put the entire room in an oven, set to “medium warm” Friday night, and allowed it to cook all weekend, this is what the room would feel like on Monday morning.

The walls had a fever. The bone white ceiling tiles brought to mind cremated human remains… I could imagine that they were still smoldering, even after I’d opened all the windows. Cool, crisp air from the windows mixed with the hyperactive boiler’s air to produce a dramatic view: thermal wave of rippling blue sky that resembled the ripples of a Fijian bay.

The room burned like a secret hope, unspoken and ungranted.

Upon walking in, I uttered a silent prayer. "By the whispers of the trees, please watch over me, Brother-Uncle Kifflom!"

I had to wonder if this had some connection to the squirrels that I saw playing near the building, earlier that morning. But I tossed that possibility aside immediately. It was unthinkable.

On a happier note, The National Defense University sent me a huge poster illustrating best practices for bio, chem and "dirty bomb" attacks. I put it next to the Clifford the Big Red Dog poster. Nice contrast.


  • It was obviously caused by the distortion of space-time that is the inevitable result of a Hasselhoff recursion.


    By Blogger Anachronus, at February 07, 2005 10:10 AM  

  • Praise to Kifflom, from whom all blessings flow!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at February 08, 2005 12:16 PM  

  • The same thing happened in the Epsilon Programme HQ in S.A. a few months ago. Could there be a connection?

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at February 08, 2005 12:17 PM  

  • What is the Epsilon Programme? is that different than in S.A.? I don't undrtand! I need some more infos. thank U.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at February 08, 2005 12:18 PM  

  • Birds and other animals could very quickly be overcome by that kind of heat. I wonder if you will find their bodies soon??? Praise to Kifflom and Kraff!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at February 08, 2005 12:19 PM  

  • What is this about? I don't get it. You are weird.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at February 08, 2005 12:20 PM  

  • Have you thought about taking some Potassium Iodide (KI) tablets? Sometimes it helps after a "dirty bomb" attack. I hope that's not what happened. If so, it could be the squirrels. Watch out. They are the ememy!

    Watch out!


    By Anonymous Anonymous, at February 08, 2005 12:22 PM  

  • Kifflom is good, but what does he have to do with the Sister Freedom Tapes? That's what I want to know.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at February 09, 2005 1:40 PM  

  • Praise Jehova. There is no other god than the one and only.The maker of this world,Jehova loves you,and he knows that all this werid Kifflom-crap is only there to make you all blind, and break god's rules. Scientology standing behind that Epsilonism. They are out for your money and nothing else. Who can be so dumm to believe the world is only 157 years old...? It must be very very dumm people who believe that, so the cultmembers average Iq must be less than 69 i guess.... thx. Follow Jehova! Find the only truth!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at April 10, 2005 9:44 AM  

  • Isn't it strange, that my true about "the epsilon program and its relations to scientology"-Commentary was directly removed? Yo, Yo. Strange weird organisation this kifflomcrap
    JBLEND - Blending people since 1723

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at April 10, 2005 10:07 AM  

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