daily preciousness

Friday, April 18, 2003

squirrel infidels

My favorite (squirrel-ified) moments of the war:

- "There are no Squirrel infidels in Baghdad. Never!"

- "Our initial assessment is that the Squirrels will all die."

- "No. I am not scared of Squirrels and neither should you be."

- "We have given their nuts a sour taste."

- "The Squirrel infidels not even (within) 100 miles (of Baghdad)."